USB Tanner

Rolf Coppens
March 31st 2006


Don't let the sun have the monopoly on making people love you more. Get the USB Desktop Tanning center and, in the comfort of your own cubicle, a scrumptiously golden tone can be yours in about the same time it takes you to update your lame blog with another meaningless entry that nobody will ever read. Ever.


  • Two base units attach to either side of your monitor
  • 4 WOLFFE Ultra-violet 100 watt bulbs
  • USB Powered
  • Variable rate knob features three settings (Powder, Tea, Malignant)
  • Comes with eyeball cover thingies!

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Share your thoughts and join the technology debate!public: 1


Posted 02/04/2006 – 12:19

Ok then.. although it seems to be 100% gadet it does make a point. Let's take it out of the can again..

Posted 01/04/2006 – 17:48

hmmm I thought it was interesting to think about offices. This is not really weird, but it's real and for sale.. I think it says a lot about our culture and how we replace nature with office nature

Posted 01/04/2006 – 13:09

Can I put this in the trashcan mate?

What is your view on the coronavirus?

Siri Beerends: I really embrace the idea that viruses can teach us a lesson in modesty. It is necessary that our position as the dominant species on the planet is being challenged. I also agree that it is a mistake to think that we are becoming Gods. But unfortunately, this is actually what is happening now. Corona doesn’t teach us to be modest, it teaches us how we can -as quickly as possible- go back to business as usual: saving our capitalistic economy.

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