Don't let the sun have the monopoly on making people love you more. Get the USB Desktop Tanning center and, in the comfort of your own cubicle, a scrumptiously golden tone can be yours in about the same time it takes you to update your lame blog with another meaningless entry that nobody will ever read. Ever.
- Two base units attach to either side of your monitor
- 4 WOLFFE Ultra-violet 100 watt bulbs
- USB Powered
- Variable rate knob features three settings (Powder, Tea, Malignant)
- Comes with eyeball cover thingies!