Modernistic Vaginas

Dr Natural
July 8th 2007

playboy vagina

The influence of modernism and its trend of thought that affirms the power of human beings to create, improve, and reshape the world, along with its clear universal style of squares and straight lines, can hardly be underestimated. Think modern furniture, airports, Ipods and city plans. Nonetheless, I wonder if the modernistic painter Piet Mondriaan could have imagined designer vaginas.

What used to be a somewhat mysterical territory of the female body is being formalized into the clear and accessible designer vagina. These post-sexual vaginas, also referred to as playboy vaginas because they are modeled after the photoshopped vagina's featured in playboy magazine, are the ideal of many young girls. Although a slightly diminished sexual sensitivity is a known complication of the surgery, girls seem to prefer the visual power of a clear cut vagina above their own sexual arousal. It's plastic fantastic and boyfriends love it! Various clinics for cosmetic surgery offer the so called vagina rejuvenation technique providing women with a hypernatural vagina.

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David
Posted 04/10/2011 – 23:41

I've looked at the pictures on a website for cosmetic reshaping & rejuvenation and found all the pictures disgusting. Both before and after pictures. If nothing is wrong with it, don't change it.

DRoC
Posted 17/02/2011 – 15:30

This vagina is great. But I don't think it's worth having surgury over. Every vagina I've ever met I loved like my first. Best buddies. A few looked like this, most didn't. It's really crappy how half the retards who posted are saying this is ugly, prepubesent or a pedofiles dream. It's like they're trying to say the right thing, but there are definately women who have this look of vagina and never underwent surgury for it. The only real evil is the fact that women feel so pressured about their looks that they'll risk sensitivity, childbirth and even death to look like they think men want them to. That's what has to stop above all else... the pressure to look like t.v. says to. If your a little heavy, or alot, it doesn't matter...own it and you'll find a guy who'll treat you like a queen. The same goes across the board too. I love every vagina I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with , but personally I prefer small breasted women. There is someone out there who thinks you are PERFECT. You just have to put in a little work and find them. b.t.w. That vag is gorgeous. It's just a shame it came at the cost of surgury.

Charlotte
Posted 10/01/2011 – 22:21

I have this vagina, naturally.
I'm 25 years old, but by your estimation, I suppose I'm just some sort of child-like freak.
By your estimation, I suppose my small breasts are also un-womanly. MAYBE I SHOULD GET IMPLANTS.
Or maybe you could give two seconds' thought to what you're suggesting about women like me when you say shit like this. I am every bit as much of a woman as any other, no matter what my vagina or breasts look like.

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