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The influence of modernism and its trend of thought that affirms the power of human beings to create, improve, and reshape the world, along with its clear universal style of squares and straight lines, can hardly be underestimated. Think modern furniture, airports, Ipods and city plans. Nonetheless, I wonder if the modernistic painter Piet Mondriaan could have imagined designer vaginas.


What used to be a somewhat mysterical territory of the female body is being formalized into the clear and accessible designer vagina. These post-sexual vaginas, also referred to as playboy vaginas because they are modeled after the photoshopped vagina's featured in playboy magazine, are the ideal of many young girls. Although a slightly diminished sexual sensitivity is a known complication of the surgery, girls seem to prefer the visual power of a clear cut vagina above their own sexual arousal. It's plastic fantastic and boyfriends love it! Various clinics for cosmetic surgery offer the so called vagina rejuvenation technique providing women with a hypernatural vagina.


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  • I've looked at the pictures on a website for cosmetic reshaping & rejuvenation and found all the pictures disgusting. Both before and after pictures. If nothing is wrong with it, don't change it.

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  • This vagina is great. But I don't think it's worth having surgury over. Every vagina I've ever met I loved like my first. Best buddies. A few looked like this, most didn't. It's really crappy how half the retards who posted are saying this is ugly, prepubesent or a pedofiles dream. It's like they're trying to say the right thing, but there are definately women who have this look of vagina and never underwent surgury for it. The only real evil is the fact that women feel so pressured about their looks that they'll risk sensitivity, childbirth and even death to look like they think men want them to. That's what has to stop above all else... the pressure to look like t.v. says to. If your a little heavy, or alot, it doesn't matter...own it and you'll find a guy who'll treat you like a queen. The same goes across the board too. I love every vagina I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with , but personally I prefer small breasted women. There is someone out there who thinks you are PERFECT. You just have to put in a little work and find them. b.t.w. That vag is gorgeous. It's just a shame it came at the cost of surgury.

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  • I have this vagina, naturally. I'm 25 years old, but by your estimation, I suppose I'm just some sort of child-like freak. By your estimation, I suppose my small breasts are also un-womanly. MAYBE I SHOULD GET IMPLANTS. Or maybe you could give two seconds' thought to what you're suggesting about women like me when you say shit like this. I am every bit as much of a woman as any other, no matter what my vagina or breasts look like.

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  • is this really a girl or a transgender man???

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  • Although this is taking it to the extreme, let's be frank... calling people pedophiles is unwarranted. Vaginas are born in a variety of shapes and sizes, but vaginas also end up in various shapes and sizes. Some have been worked so bad that they could turn a man off. It is common knowledge that the majority of people would want a tight vagina compared to one that resembles the grand canyon and the perception has a lot to do with aesthetics. So if a woman wants to get this done so that her vagina doesn't resemble a trauma patient, I say go for it.

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  • Leave it to today's society, to take the ONE perfect thing in the world... and fuck it up. Woman need to stop hating our bodies. We're fucking beautiful, each and every one of us (men included). It's time we started acting that way.

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  • Ben, Even though I completely agree that this image is utterly disturbing and how women should be happy with their vaginal area the way it is. If you ever ask a man when he's all horny if he'd care what your vagina would look like he's say hell no and knock it up. This is completely un-needed. Anyway, a woman can still reach orgasm from G-Spot stimulation. For information on how to reach G-Spot orgasm, please refer to http://infosex.com/g-spot.htm .

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  • I feel pleased to know that there are men out there that aren't tainted by the media. I am a woman who was sexually abused as a child and the shame that a women, can feel about her body is tremendous. One does not have to have been abused to feel this shame, apparently. We do have the media to thank for that. I was only on this site to OK myself - visually speaking. Women all are different! Why do I need, or why should any women feel the need to compare herself to images in Playboy, or any other image of any vagina - altered or not? It's ultimately very sad, isn't it?

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  • I have been doing abit of research on this topic and the fact that women choose to do this is just revolting and disturbing. I hope all those who choose to do this know that two million little girls in third world countries are forced to have their clitoris and inner and outer labia removed WITHOUT consent and lead disturbed lives with alot of health issues later on. PROBABLY WHILE YOUR HAVING THIS DISGUSTING DISGRACEFUL SURGERY DONE! ITS NOT BEAUTIFUL NOR AN IMPROVEMENT! ITS WRONG AND INHUMANE!

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  • I agree with Blah and dot. This is sick! Jaki is your vagina is naturally like that then fine but if u got it cut like this to please your boyfriend thats just wrong! And vaginal oose you are so disturbed and I think your sick in the head!

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  • Dot

    WTF! This is horrible! Why would a man prefer this? It doesnt even look like a vagina anymore it looks like a wall of skin with a slit its absolutely disgusting! I agree if women feel their inner labia is too big or uneven then if they want to they can get it modified but even then im sure it was fine in the first place. But cutting of perfectly normal beautiful parts that NEED to be there is just disturbing sick FUCKED up Shit! If someone needs a vagina like this to feel good they are sick in the head!!

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  • This is disturbing and wrong! This should be against the law! THIS is the disgusting revolting inhumane Shit they do to little girls in some third world countries and they grow up to lead disturbing lives! This sickens me and all you people saying its beautiful are sick and are probably paedophiles! This is extremely wrong!

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  • My kitty is just like that...My boyfriend prefers it coz it pulls his foreskin back before he gets through my "ring"

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  • I'm absolutely satisfied with my body, and so is my boyfriend. According to me, similar to every other woman's body in this world, its beautiful. Each part of each person's body is unique and special, worthy of being cherished and appreciated for its innate beauty. No one's vagina is objectively good or bad to look at; your level of confidence determines how you feel about it. There's no point being superficial; respect yourself for who you are, not what you are.

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  • id fuck that any day!! looks nice and tight ! alll alll alllah! ;P

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  • Swept, ur idiot. Its not ur body that u hate. Its yourself. If u someday love yourself, then u will love your body.

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  • I agree with ben, that is one disgusting pussy!

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  • Ben

    That's horrible. The picture looks like a pre-pubescent girl. An educated doctor should have the sense and decency to not allow this to happen in their practice. Wouldn't a woman lose all sensitivity from that?. A lot of my female friends say that they never get vaginal orgasms and that it always comes from the outer vulva. If their really isn't an outside anymore than can some women even orgasm at all after surgery? And Natalie... Ever hear of circumcision? lol

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  • Dear God. Who in their right mind would find this desirable? Nobody about to 'have some' would believably complain about it not being pretty enough, and furthermore, I don't think that this arrangement would be much fun for the poor girl wearing it. Where are the labia? Where is the clitoris? It looks extremely painful, to say the least. Three words: Ow. Ow. Ow. Post-sexual is right, but in the worst possible way. It reminds me of what they do to girls in certain countries around the world. I can understand shaving for a smoother feel/easier access, but this is horrible.

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  • All vaginas look different. All vagina are great. Not all penises are beautiful either and women certainly don't complain. No labia, large labia, puffy, closed open etc. all great!!! I don't think young men or women always realise that not all vaginas(or penises) look like hte ones in porns. I'd like to compare this to the whole porns stars fake boobs thing. Surgery of any form is a personal choice, but if you look at most of the websites promoting this surgery you'll find they use tactics that make women feel less feminie or pretty if their vaginas dont look like a 10 years old's; and that's not fair. Same goes for women who bad mouth men with small penises. Shame on the uneducated for making people feel bad about being a natural born human being. I came out the way I am and that's how I'm gonna stay.

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  • i wish mine looked like that. i think mine looks all loose, wrinkly, and nasty compared to this. this vagina looks perfect.. no wonder my boyfriend ignored it for the first 10 months we were together and now only gives it attention because i bitched about it. i wouldnt want to go near it either if i were him.. god, i hate my body.

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  • This is not called for. This is stupidity at its finest. Yes I am a guy, yes I am straight and I find this sick.

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  • very nice to look at! i wish all vaginas look like this... neat and clean.

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  • I find this rather moist, humid, and damp... like a towellete...

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  • nat

    I understand how this surgery could be reasonable for women with uneven inner labia, it would be a self conscious matter, but the fact that women would do this to PLEASE men, that is ridiculous, love who you are and what you look like, take it in, there are many men out there that i have been with that love a little bit of extra tug down there ;) and whoever natalie is should think of appreciating the penis for what it is as well, think of some of the good it does, why would you want to change that?

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  • I don't get it, not with htis picture anyway, I had several girlfriends with similar vaginas, not all inner labia potrude beyond the outer ones, and I've untill now encountered only very few that did, although I recognise that many do. There are as many different vaginas as there are women. And no, none of my girlfriends had been operated on. I do agree though that cosmetic surgery is wholly unnescesary.

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  • me

    Well, it looks allright I guess. but it's just more important for women to WASH the damn thing every once in a while. Did Mothers forget to teach the 90's feminists to clean it every once in a while? Geez! You can smell it from a mile away. If you're a girl reading this, please go home and wash it for the sake of all humanity.

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  • so superficial... and why is it always the women that are pressured into surgery? women are already objectified enough as it is and ridiculed for the colour of their vaginas- with insults like 'beef curtains'. what will happen next? seriously some women should get some self respect and know they are not sex objects for dickheads to use and throw away.

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  • maybe they should make a modernistic penis. penises are so ugly, they could be a lot more streamlined and attractive. i don't like the disgusting curlicues of hair and the wrinkles. and they flop/curl up weirdly like some worm. nasty.

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  • thats horrible the vagina is perfect without being cut up to look better

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  • Pedophile dreams cum true. next step is to botox the outer labia?

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  • All pussies are beautiful! Variety is the essence of each one's beauty. Leave them the way they are and let us explore them all. So many ... So little time ...

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  • What ever happened to the birds and the bees? And what is this world doing to the art of sex?

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  • i agree with smith

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  • Don't mess with a good thing!!!! Female genitalia is a beautiful thing that isn't BROKEN! This is ridiculous. Now the ladies know how tired guys are getting of the the whole penis enlargement crap. Respect and honor your partner for who they are...and don't force them into the medical world of mayhem.

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  • Where's her flower? I prefer the real fleshy labia, it's so beautiful with all of the folds and colors. This is quite frankly boring.

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  • You might as well fuck a plastic bag then John.

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  • Thats one nice pussy that id like to fuck!

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  • While the sex organs of these young girls are reduced to nothing, what happens to sex? Does sex become a relic of old nature? Is it obliterated along? Or has man become the sex organ of the machine world just as the bee is of the plant world, permitting it to reproduce and constantly evolve to higher forms? Anyone any idea's.

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  • I was going to leave a lengthy comment but I decided to post a blog response instead. http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/07/09/elective-vaginal-surgery-another-low-blow-to-sexuality/ Also, it's "vaginas" not "vagina's". An apostraphe there indicates the vagina owns something and it's very confusing to read the word as a possessive when it's not being used that way.

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  • Thanks to Sunny, for bringing the designers vagina under my attention with her wonderful documentary http://www.beperkthoudbaar.info

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