USB condom

Dr Natural
January 22nd 2009

As soon as the USB Condom detects a virus, built-in software shuts off USB access, verifies the problem, removes the nasty bug, then reopens the communication bridge to your computer.

Gross? Be glad the metaphor isn't boomeranging in the other direction: before you know it, you'll be installing anti-virus software on your penis.

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Posted 01/12/2009 – 22:52

thiss sounds like it would be useful inthe senseof virus of course pregnancy lol and my weiner would fit in the condom

Posted 28/01/2009 – 09:32

Personally, I would love the option of installing antivirus software on my penis.
Amazing blog, by the way.

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