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  • Oh, and to the people who are making racist comments about the USA, there are plenty to go around and I'm sure you would get upset if 50 or so people were ranting about how your country is a bunch of ignorant morons. Just saying.

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  • I think most people here are taking this too seriously. Obesity is a big problem here, and it make fun of it. I thought it was pretty funny. But if you don't like it you don't have to declare to the world that you are a stupid douche that can't laugh once in a while. Just saying.

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  • Funny picture and good photoshop work.

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  • As a unicellular organism, I take great offense at the suggestion that we have English/American/whoever people to thank for the internet! You arrogant assholes! You are all descended from my kind and therefore it is amoebas like me you have to thank! You would all be nothing without us!! Well, accept for the creationists. You'd still be here, hiding from dinosaurs.

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  • Food surplus creates obesity and worldwide, people in lower economic classes are generally obese 'cos they eat bad, cheap food. Obese people are everywhere as are dumb bastards. Does America have a monopoly on dumb fat people? no. But they definitely have a large part of the market it seems. This thread was hilarious though, thank you. Mr. Giraffes was the best post.

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  • Ah lighten up y'all. USA is becoming a land of extremes - Supertoned or Obese. The aggression being shown towards the US here is down to foreign policy over the years. And frankly, North Korea or PAkistan are the ones most likely to be doing the nuking any time soon.

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  • SHUT UP Here's the deal: 1-Yes, we have issues with obesity. 2-Good photoshop job. 3-FUCK YOU THIS WAS A REALLY CHEAP JOKE AHA OH HO HO HO HO AHA OH HO HA HO HA AHHHH........... HE HO HA AHA AHAHA ..... ..... ..... (SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) Try less shallow insults. "Americans are fat" is pathetic.

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  • Netherlands? Where's that again?

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  • >Fuck you assholes, >so some americans are fat, not all of us are, insult >american and we’ll come nuke your fucking country you >fuckin twat stick mother fucking dick sucking whores Yep. Americans will think of themselves better than anyone or they will nuke you. We rest our case.

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  • I'm not fat! I'm big boned (and your mother and sister love it when I put the stuffing to them)!

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  • this is photoshoped... NOT REAL GUYSS!!!

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  • Seriously.........the whole "we'll drop a nuke on your ass" thing, erm....go on then, do it....im sure you can right cause you have your very own "drop a nuke" button right!? Are you really that stupid? Why threaten to drop nukes, you cant......dumbass.

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  • If you don't like the fact that so many people want to be anti american, then do something about it. You're pretty much hated in the UK as a nation, if not as individuals. In fact, pretty much everyone thinks you're just a consumption led, ignorant bunch of war mongers. USA! USA! USA!

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  • If God wanted us to be anorexically skinny, he would not have given us skin that stretched. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin!

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  • Com'on people! 99% of Americans are ignorant and Fat your are fuckin waste our world

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  • Dan

    so true!

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  • Mew

    Troy, I'll bet you a $100 bucks you computer was made in china.

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  • Troy said: Just another jealous non-American. You wouldn’t even have a computer to post your bigotry if it weren’t for Americans, nor an Internet to post on. In all probability, without American’s, you’d probably be goose-stepping under a swastika or wearing Japanese pajamas saluting the Rising Sun. Don't forget (or maybe u've never known this) that a Bulgarian living in America invented the Computer, not Americans! :) There realy are a lot of fat lazy dudes but there are some not that lazy and kinda sporty...so there are 2 sides.But mostly there are fat people...! xD

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  • Damn fat yank giraffes!!

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  • Fatness started in America therefor you should accept the consequences and laugh at the funny fat giraffe...

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  • see, this is why people hate us. you all suck

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  • Hello, once again, and i love the horse even more. That is hilarious, im surprised it can even jump!

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  • Alas, all I can do is sit here and mourn my wasted sarcasm, wasted upon the unwashed rabble never to be regained. Nuking the moon was a hyperbolic boast, akin to all the other "We'll nuke you" statements. Internet arguments do not establish, dictate, or affect American foreign policy. Just 'cause we say we'll nuke you doesn't mean it'll happen, or indeed, that we are taking anything or anyone (including ourselves) seriously. Or, for that matter, that anyone is taking us seriously. Seriously. I'm gratified to live in a country that has recognized the sanctity of outer space and the celestial bodies. (If only they had more respect for more earthy bodies!) Actually, it *is* interesting to know that we've all agreed to not militarize space. Makes me get a good-of-humanity fuzzy feeling inside. All hail the UFP! Fat animals are funny. People who make fun of fat people by calling them Americans are not. People who make fun of Americans by calling them fat? Well, we don't have to worry about them, as they will soon be nuked. In the asses.

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  • These comments are even funnier than the original image!

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  • Actually no one owns the moon under the Outer Space Treaty. It's a bit weird but it makes sense, saying that no one owns any celestial body and no one can make weapons in outer space, so there can essentially be no war in outer space. However that doesn't stop them making them, they just can't use them. But as in owning it, no one does, unlike Antarctica where some countries own sections but not on the moon because it has no ownership. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty thats a link to the treaty.

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  • So, the Mighty Mother Russia could have won the war, eh? No, they couldn't. Not without the American supplies that were shipped to the USSR at great cost to us. Yeah, you were pushing back the Nazi's from Berlin, but let's be serious, it was only due to the Russian winter and the two-front ware that Russia turned back the German push eastward in the first place. As to why we're talking about WW2 - didn't you know all internet rhetoric turns into a discussion of Nazism? Reductio ad Hitlerium, or something like that. On a more serious note, it's actually because most of Europe still resents America's contributions (or actions, not everything we did was constructive) in WW2 and especially afterward. And yeah, we Americans should just get over people shit-talking. Great plan. Just ignore international resentment and the overriding hate of all the rest of the world. Talk about arrogance and pride. Would you rather indignation or indifference? And yeah, a lot of Americans know where South Africa is. Most of the world knows where it is, in fact - you want to know why? Because it was the last remnant of a BRITISH empire that was the lovely home to one of the most vile institutions of the 20th century, apartheid. Let's not call the kettle black, my friends. Look at how angry the Brits get when another country dares to not let the sun set on their faces. Hypocrisy, I say. Hypocrisy! And finally, I reiterate; shut the hell up, or we'll nuke everybody. Maybe the moon too, just for the hell of it. We own it, after all.

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  • Its sad really that people eat till they drop regardless of the country they are from. The sad truth is that in the US people have horrible eating habits and the largest concentration of obese people. Be that as it may, I think the USA is an amazing country and if people chose to eat till they drop it's their right to do so.

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  • what he said

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  • hahahahahahahaha. oh hey assholes, I'm American too, but I still think 90% of the people in this country are some combination of stupid/fat/deserve to die. you assholes who get so easily offended, and make comments like the ones above, YOU are the ones that make Americans look like idiots to the rest of the world. You think you're so fuckin high and mighty just because you live in the USA but what you don't realize is that our country is greedy and racist and wasteful. Get your head out of your ass and stop acting like you're hot shit. if this picture offended you it's probably because you're fuckin fat, so get off the internet and go exercise or something. hahahaha.

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  • It's really funny to see how Americans get sooooo upset over something so petty. Take it with a laugh, for crying out loud. Think about this: It's a picture of a fat giraffe, and I see that Russia's role in WWll, the invention of the internet (not solely an American intention, by the way), the Nazi's (wtf?) and a whole host of other things are being drawn in that are completely out of context. I have seen this same caption stating "effect of Mcdonalds after over a decade in South Africa" (Americans, that's a country at the bottom of a really big continent, look in an atlas) (and an atlas is a book containing many maps of places around the world) Many Americans are insecure and over-sensitive, overtly so. These comments stand as yet another testament to the idiot nation, a title that a few are giving to the whole. Love you morons, always good entertainment, and for those of you with a good sense of humour, feel sorry for you for sharing a country with those losers. (and just to rile you up a wee bit more: dumbasses)

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  • *sigh* yet another ignorant generalization.

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  • The USSR did amazing things during "The Great Patriotic War," however, they severely fucked their land and population when they did it. To be honest, WWII wouldn't have been won by "The Allied Front" without every involved nation, so everyone stop being little bitches. To the main point of the page, the picture, it is a point, but also a bit lame as a true political comment, not really that funny or clever.

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  • It is an interesting picture, and tread much in the same satirical direction with my art. I feel that it stands alone without the comment. It is a prejudice statement and stoops what could be profound to a low and shameless level. Every developed and well off nation has this problem in common; overcomsumption. You could touch more with your views if executed with less prejudice.

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAT FUCKING YANKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EAT MORE BURGERS USA MAYBE ONE DAY YOUR COUNTRY WILL SINK INTO THE WATER AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE!

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  • As always, the comments 'outweigh' the picture for entertainment. Get a grip on all that righteous indignation. Oh wait, that's another American trait isn’t it? Or was that a stereotype too? I can’t tell the difference any more.

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  • I agree, Americans are out of control with the eating and lack of activity. The stress has a lot to do with it as well. I live in Brooklyn, NY Everyday I just shake my head at the gross, and classless people I see. The entire world is laughing at the US. SUPERSIZE lol

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  • I nearly died laughing after I read billdave's comment. Hitler mustaches on kittens, har! Also, as an American, I'm personally going to nuke every last person on earth. Including myself. So there.

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  • sorry but what the fuck is this about nuking everybodys asses??? i will admit that america droping the bomb on japan probably saved alot more lives (although it was droped on inocent people and was a ver bad thing to do im not saing that it was good) by ending the war there and then rather than having amerca fight their way through the pretty much imposible defencive islands of jepan - i mean look at the losses from iwo jima alone - but still thretening to nuke evrybody is not going to solve anything, have we forgoten completely about the cold war and the fear everybody lived in then??? didnt think so. seriously though this is a funny picture but the comments are much funnyer especially MICHAEL J. SCHMITZ said: HELP HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK. i nearly pissed myself lmfao any way awesome picture and maby evrybody should just get out of their own asses and except this as another peice of humorus photoshoping

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  • 'Oh, and not only would the Allies have lost WW2 without America...' no they wouldn't, the ussr would have won on its own without anyone else.

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  • The picture is funny, but the caption sucks. America? C'mon, folks, let's not be bitter because America is big and successful. Jealousy is unbecoming. And btw, I'm an American, and I'm mostly German, and a little French. No English or African. (Where did African come from?) Oh, and not only would the Allies have lost WW2 without America (Lend-Lease, people? I mean, seriously...WTF? Debtors have short memories, or maybe the British educational system is a shitty as the American system) but Europe was rebuilt after WW2 free of charge - the Marshall Plan. Let's let bygones be bygones, but if you really want to be resentful, you owe us your asses. And your mom's. But that's really beside the point. People have problems, and so do societies - alcoholism, a nanny state, obesity, corruption, drugs, it doesn't matter whether you live in Caracas or London or NYC, everyone has something that needs cleaning up in their own backyard. So, get off your high horses people. Oh, and stop talking shit about America. You need us, because we're a nation of consumers. We stop consuming, you lose a big customer base. So maybe obesity isn't such a bad thing after all, huh? Besides, if you keep up the shit-talking, we'll fucking nuke your sorry asses.

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  • Photoshopped

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  • In Germany we would say: "auweia!", what means: "oh my gosh!" and I remember a reportage I saw in TV. A journalist prognosticated that in Germany after 10 years the people were as fat as in USA. That was seven years ago. The German people of today are as fat as in USA. It seems, McDonald & Co. came to Africa now...

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  • awesome... !

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  • Damn, it's just one of many stereotypes. Some people just need to learn that no matter what, you ARE NOT better than anyone else. Being American especially does not make you better than anyone else. Unfortunately, that's another American stereotype. I'm American and the picture is funny. I'm not offended by it because our country is the fattest there is and it's our own fault, no reason to be upset by other people calling us out. If you want to impress people with meaningless internet banter, try to be mature about it because NOBODY gives a shit about what you think, especially on the internet. Read this comment again: Bumbandit said: Fat yank assholes can’t take a joke :-D

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  • Pro-tip: This is <i>NOT</i> how to post a protip.

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  • Now this is going to get interesting; In the USA 31% of people over the age of 15 are obese (with a BMI of 30 or higher) now that is very large (an average person with the hight of 5'8" would be larger or equal to 200 lbs). USA is followed by Mexico with 24% of the same age group of people being obese. Mexico is closely followed by the UK at 23%. Slovak Republic and Greece are the next highest at 22%. Now when thinking about this think of people around you. In the USA if you are normal and get a group of 10 people with variation aside usually there will be 3 obese people in that group. Now thats only obese, think of the other overweight people that are there as well (with just over 60% of that same group of people being overweight). So this means that 3 people around you are overweight (some might be borderline so it's not very noticeable), 3 of them are obese and another three are normal or underweight. Now I live in Australia where 22% of people are obese and just over 50% are overweight. I see the overweight kids teasing the skinny kids, now seriously when did the world turn so that normal people are teased because now they are the minority, so we can stop calling them normal. So these new normal kids will pick on the minority. So they can now use these: "haha look at the skinny kid he doesn't sweat when he eats" or "we would beat you up but we can't catch you" so there you go, does that make everyone feel better about being American, British, Australian whatever. But we can't do anything about it because that is their lifestyle choice. "You can lead a fat kid to the cafeteria but you can't make them buy a salad..."

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  • mr. giraffe gets the award for best post

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  • lmao, I just spit out my french fries and pepsi all over the screen. I would love to see more "American animals"

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  • Hello again! :D since i commented, there've been a hell of a lot more good comments, and well said anotheramerican! coudos to you! Oh and another thing. Australia may well be the fattest country, but america is far more populated, so percentage wise, it may well not be the fattest country, but i bet it still has more fat people!

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  • Hello again! :D since i commented, there've been a hell of a lot more good comments, and well said anotheramerican! coudos to you!

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  • I was born and raised in America and I find that picture hilarious!

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  • Hahah, quality...

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  • *Insert snide political rant here*

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  • Saw the pic (funny!), knew there would be heated babble below and started scrolling... You can see by my placement in the comment list how much I read before I was able to post this. @ Michael J Schmitz, Troy, Adam and the other flag-wavin', 4x4 drivin', rootin'-tootin'-est rednecks that bothered to post: sure, America is a superpower and has the ability to inflict great damage to other nations. We are the only country who has launched a nuclear attack on another country, we have contributed a large amount of the world's technology, we are the richest, and we are the fattest. But look at the other side. America makes up something like 5% of the world's population (I didn't bother to look up the statistic, so no flames). That means that we are exactly like the one kid out of 20 in your elementary school class who beat up on other kids, threatened them, and were basically fucking jerks because that kid thought he was not to be fucked with. In my elementary school class, 6 kids kicked the shit out of that one kid because he was fat, out of shape, over confident, and just plain didn't see it coming. We're next.

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  • Know what's hilarious? Making fun of obesity. After doing so, I feel so nice! I should do it more often!

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  • The plethora of comments on this photo are far funnier than the photo itself.

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  • Mr. Giraffe, you sir (or whatever the proper pronoun for animals is) are the reason I am on teh internetz. Thank you for making my day! Nice pic too, although the statement is a little obtuse

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  • I'm in love with Mr.Giraffe.

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  • I thought the Russians won the war, no? Battle of Stalingrad and starving the freezing Nazis in women's jackets in a seige and all that, no? Ah well. What I do know is that giraffes had limited involvement in the war. Really a minimal effort. Though they saw through the whole age of appeasement thing right away.

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  • this string of responses to the picture is more amusing than the picture :D

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  • and while i'm at it: Arianne said: "America didn’t join till near the END of the war. And even then, you didn’t really do shit to end the war. You dropped an atom bomb on Japan. Woo-fucking-hoo. Seriously. The only reason America joined is cause you got pissed off that Germany sunk a ship with your damn people on it. Get over yourself." YOU ARE A SHITHEAD. First of all the ship you're talking about, that was WW1. The atom bomb was WW2. If yo're even going to attempt to insult people, at least make yourself look better than the one whom you are insulting. And have you ever heard of D-Day or the battle of Midway. If not.... look them up. If you can even read that is.

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  • wow im bad at making sentences

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  • I really don't understand. I'm an American and while I don't appreciate how people sometimes badmouth America, I really don't understand the need to argue about such meaningless crap. For those of you who are fanatic patriots: FACE IT, there are a lot of fat people in America. I personlly find this ti be pretty funny as that is what happend when you eat too much fast food. And for those of you who just like to get online and badmouth other people because you can do it without getting the shit beaten out of you (more or less), your countries aren't perfect either. I don;t really care who invented the computer, many people over time have contributed to the development of the computer whether they be American, German, or fucking Mongolian. Who cares that Charles Babbage invented the first computer. By today's standards it most likely sucks. Why don't we use the internet for what it was intended rather than making all of our countries look bad by getting online and threatening to nuke people and acting like fucking idiots.

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  • This is a hilarious picture, and I believe it was Troy up there who said something like if it werent for america, there would be no internet or computers. That almost made me laugh more than the picture.

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  • That is joookkess!!! but why do people care so much? its just a little bit of fun. Troy guy, you need to sort yourself out. You talk about people being bigoted, when the thing you say after that..what was it? "without American’s, you’d probably be goose-stepping under a swastika or wearing Japanese pajamas saluting the Rising Sun" This is the most arrogant, ridiculous thing i have ever heard.. we could easily survive without you! XP

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  • "Just another jealous non-American. You wouldn’t even have a computer to post your bigotry if it weren’t for Americans, nor an Internet to post on. In all probability, without American’s, you’d probably be goose-stepping under a swastika or wearing Japanese pajamas saluting the Rising Sun." You obviously dont have your history right America didn't join till near the END of the war. And even then, you didn't really do shit to end the war. You dropped an atom bomb on Japan. Woo-fucking-hoo. Seriously. The only reason America joined is cause you got pissed off that Germany sunk a ship with your damn people on it. Get over yourself.

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  • So funny! why do you guys take it so serious? Americans make fun of British people all the time too. I'm an American but I have lived in Europe and we do eat alot more! our portions are huge and thus we tend to get bigger. there are far more fat people here than there. But really you just need to lighten up! Its a funny joke!

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  • Great pic.. But its kinda funny to see all the stats pop up.. AUSTRALIA as the most obese country.. Body fat indexes poping up.. hehe.. Oh and dont forget the insults.. of course only americans do that. Take it easy... it's just a joke... Some good photoshop if you ask me, keep up the good work ;)

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  • Interesting photoshop... It wasn't done all that well. On the whole "statement" issue, the most recent pollings have shown AUSTRALIA to be the most obese country. On top of the fact that the United States isn't the most obese, the studies showing that it is are inherently flawed and slanted to make it seem that way. They tend to measure obesity as "30 lbs. over the ideal body weight for a height." which leaves almost every bodybuilder or large framed person as obese. When looking at body fat index, the United States is still towards the top of the list, but generally not considered the most obese.

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  • fat

    damn fat yank giraffes!! LOL@ the nuke your ass comment, your pathetic!

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  • people will find anything to argue about i think it's funny and true especially when you walk in to a grocery store, and old people with broken legs are waiting for those wheelchair karts cuz the fat people took them so they didn't have to walk around the store and get some EXERCISE

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  • It seems like it's more a stab at american fatness than americans in general. Therefore, if you're not fat but american, you should not be complaining. However, if you are fat AND american, well then you're a fat fucking giraffe and should consider getting un-fat. P.S. good job guys- keep up the ad hominems!

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  • lee

    It's not anti-American - it's satire and it's spot on. We do over consume, we do over eat. I remember a time when there was THE fat kid in y our class, now it's who are the kids that aren't fat. Sure, we're not the only ones guilty of such over indulgence, but we're up there.

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  • The problem isn't that its anti-american, just that it's a cheap shot. Like putting a hitler mustache on a kitten and saying "If kittens lived in germany" or gravy stained ties and thick ankles on rhino and saying "If rhinos lived in England" or a bottle of booze and a belt to beat his wife next to a kangaroo and saying "if kangaroos lived in Australia" Oh, wait...

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  • Fat yank assholes can't take a joke :-D

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  • I hate to burst your bubble, Actually, but there is not one iota of "British" in my heritage... My heritage is German / Prussian. And, in fact, if even the Britts trace their heritage back far enough, there aren't original natives of said dreary Isle. We're all immigrants from somewhere. To be honest, the concept of National pride to the point of anger and disrespect, no matter how politely put, is rediculous and to be honest, childish. Hurray, Brittain, Hurray, America, Hurray everyone else... Happy? Now go back to your tinker toys and maybe think of a nap, because at the end of the day (no matter how un-evolved some of you seem) we are people. Each and every one of us is a human being. Leave it at that. Socio-economic standings aside, there are obese individuals in pretty much every country in the world. Don't like it? Exercise.

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  • Let me just say that, being a giraffe, I'm OUTRAGED by this whole thread. Less than 2% of all giraffes are obese, and none are morbidly obese as portrayed in the picture. I am so offended I don't even know where to begin... You all need to get your facts straight and stop using giraffes to illustrate your stupid human political views. How would you feel if I made a cartoon about humans eating all the leaves at the tops of our trees? You wouldn't like it either. And since we originally invented the internet and Al Gore, so that makes both of them African African (2x for emphasis), not British or Korean like you all claim. STOP USING US GIRAFFES AS SCAPEGOATS!! WE ARE NOT GOATS!!

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  • What's with the American over-pride here? You do realise you're in essence all British mixed with native Africans. Charles Babbage invented the computer concept, meaning without that there would be no computer. Surely someone else may have thought of it, but Babbage was first. He was English. An Englishman also invented the WWW. True, the USSR created the ARPA, but that's not the internet we use now. So what you're seeing in front of you and the computer you're seeing it on is thanks to England, not America. But even if America did create it, Americans are decended from Britons. It's not that difficult to learn or look up facts before presenting them as evidence... Back to the subject, luckily for America they've lost the title of world's fattest nation. 'Only' 25% of Americans are obese. Australia is now the world's fattest nation.

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  • Pro-Tip: Austrailia is now the world's fattest country.

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  • KOMPRESSOR DESTROY GIRAFFE. KOMPRESSOR TAKE HIS GLOWSTICK. ROBOTS DESTROY THE EARTH. FAT GIRAFFE HACK INTERNET COMPUTER AND EXPLODE. KOMPRESSOR NUKE EARTH AND HIT YOU IN THE FACE.

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  • Nope James, Hate to burst Your arrogant British bubble but Konrad Zuse of Germany invented the computer and the US' ARPA invented the internet. T

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  • stop getting so god damn insulted! it's a joke! don't get it? go away. It's people like you that give America a bad name. "We'll nuke your country for saying i'm fat!" well, my friend, you are a fat pig. stop being inlove with yourself!

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  • Troy I hate to burst your arrogant American bubble, but Charles Babbage invented the computer and Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web, both of them are English.

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  • Adam, A really meaningful statement by an obviously uneducated imbecile who doesn't appreciate one iota of subtle humor. You do the United States of America a grave disservice with such immature, ignorant outbursts. Grow up and get a life, you sad little boy... People like you embarrass me, and my kind. We do not stand for what you espouse. De Oppresso Liber!

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  • LOL OMG WTF. TIHS IS SOOOOOO FNUUNNNYY!!! LMAO

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  • Fuck you assholes, so some americans are fat, not all of us are, insult american and we'll come nuke your fucking country you fuckin twat stick mother fucking dick sucking whores

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  • My cat is fat. ._.

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  • YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND STUPID!! FUCK FAT ANIMALS. KILL THEM ALL SO I CAN EAT THEM. THIS FAT GIRAFFE SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE. IT IS GOING TO MAKE ME FUCKIN PUKE.

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  • I'm really starting get to tired of seeing so much anti-american crap on the internet.

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  • Troy here must be a fat ass since he took it so much to heart.

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  • LOL! Too funny.

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  • HELP HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.

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  • I'm an American and I too think this piece is very accurate. There is so much obesity around me it's disgusting, and the same goes for over-consumption. Everyone gets more that they will ever need and waste more than half of it.

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  • First id like to say im from america. Second, this pic is funny as shit and pretty accurate. There are too many fat fucks in this country

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  • Just another jealous non-American. You wouldn't even have a computer to post your bigotry if it weren't for Americans, nor an Internet to post on. In all probability, without American's, you'd probably be goose-stepping under a swastika or wearing Japanese pajamas saluting the Rising Sun.

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  • I think Renner got it wrong too, its just making fun of obesity in the U.S. There are a lot of fat people in the US.

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  • looks like fast foods have a bad impact on giraffes

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  • This is so true! Schmitz just doesn't get it. We're the land of over-consumption. It's a point that Schmitzee missed. Come on, people! it's time we stopped to think about our purchases and our habits. "Do I really need that?" Or, we can remain bloated giraffes with a bunch of, well, giraffe crap.

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  • THEY DO LIVE IN THE USA, BUT I DONT REMEMBER SEEING ANY LOOKING LIKE THAT, MAYBE YOUR IMAGINATION IS RUNNING AWAY ON YOU A LITTLE TO MUCH.

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  • hahaaaaa.

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