Flu Collector

Van Mensvoort
November 29th 2009

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Rather than trying to delay or avoid a flue infection, why not plan it?  The INFLU flu collector mask helps you to get sick when you want to.

The INFLU mask is outfitted with a battery driven micro-fan on the inhalation valve that increases the intake of viruses in ambient air through the respiratory system. Wear it to plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way.

According to its creator, Michel Bussien, the comfortable and convenient mask can be worn in everyday situations – such as while commuting to and from work – and increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.

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2 comments

AJ Farkas
Posted 05/12/2009 – 02:24

Yeah, I get it, but while H1N1 may not be the next plague, it's not exactly harmless. Besides, in the past few months, no one has coughed in my face on the subway, or sneezed into their hand and tried to shake mine. Isn't that worth a little hysteria? And does a few morons sealing themselves in their houses with duct tape and plastic sheeting really hurt anyone (who matters)?

joshwa
Posted 04/12/2009 – 05:06

what on earth????? are u guys crazy

What is your view on the coronavirus?


Koert van Mensvoort: The virus makes us aware of other lifeforms with other perspectives, desires and needs. It also teaches us that we are one humanity. These viral invaders don’t discriminate on the basis of nationality, race, income, social status, political or sexual preference. We are together and must work together to overcome. Stay safe.

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