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  • Ok then.. although it seems to be 100% gadet it does make a point. Let's take it out of the can again..

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  • hmmm I thought it was interesting to think about offices. This is not really weird, but it's real and for sale.. I think it says a lot about our culture and how we replace nature with office nature

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  • Can I put this in the trashcan mate?

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